AISubs v3.7
Shibayu, Gyoza, Toshimitsu!
but there's one that was directed at me,
and it made me feel like "kissing"
Shibayu, you've gotten rounder after becoming a dad
(laughs)
It makes you feel like "kissing"
It makes me feel like "kissing" when I see it
When I say "I wonder if I've gotten rounder" in my dream,
I take out my phone and say
Darkweb's super sharp channel
Look at this
(laughs)
I feel like you've forgiven me with "sensei's advice"
- Is this for real? - I've never done it before
- Hey! - What is that?
- What is it? - What is it?
Well, it's a different situation,
but you say "kissing" in your dream and look at "sharp channel", right?
Yeah, you say "look at this"
And I found it
I wonder if I've gotten rounder
"sharp channel"?
By the way, it's been a while since I saw it
There's a channel called "sokonosokono daregaminnen"
It's a channel where you can't tell who's who
I wanted you guys to get sharp without getting round like me,
- so I made a quiz for you - I see
Which is the real "sharp channel"?!
(sharp channel quiz)
- I don't know where "sharp" comes from - Yeah, I don't know
- Because that's also "sharp" - Yeah
All of that is "sharp"
But that's already "sharp"
"sharp" (laughs)
- Which one is it? - It's about 45 degrees
The "sharp" world is so wide that I don't know where "sharp" comes from
- So you don't know where "sharp" doesn't come from? - No, I don't know
The "sharp" I brought today is about 20 degrees
(sharp channel quiz)
- It's not even popular - It's not even popular
- Who's gonna watch it? - Then how did you come up with it?
I've asked people around me about "sharp channel"
And I got special thanks from Imamura-san this time
- Imamura-san's specialty is "diguri" - It really is
So we have 3 questions this time
For each question, we'll show you 3 "sharp" channels
And only one of them is "sharp"
- Oh, I see - And we're going to think about it
How do you distinguish between real and fake?
We don't use real footage
- We're going to show you the footage we took - Oh, I see
- So let's test our sharpness - Yes!
Sharpness Test
- First question! - Yes!
- We're going to watch each video one by one - Yes
Play!
- What?! - What?!
It's going to break!
- What?! - Wow!
- No way! - No way!
- What are you talking about? - No, no, no, no
- Is it like this? - More and more
- We're going to keep filming you like this - If we do it like this, we won't be able to post it
- That's right - It's going to be different
- We're too proud of ourselves - No, it's kind of funny
- If we had it, we'd definitely watch it - Yeah, we'd definitely watch it
- Yes, yes, yes - First one - Yes
- Second one!
- Wow! - "DIY"?
- It's a TV channel
- Wow!
- It's an English video - Wow!
- Oh! - Wow!
- Oh! The third one!
- What?! - Huh?!
- There isn't a "NO" at all - This is too small and "ZERO"
- There isn't "NO" - If there was, we'd watch it on MacBook - Yeah
- "GOAL" is crazy... "GOAL" is crazy...
- Because we're posting it from this side, of course we'd say "GOAL" - Because we're posting it from the left side - Right?!
- Yes - So far we only have "2 FALSE", right?
- So, the third one - Yes!
- Huh? - What?
- Huh?! - Wow!
- Huh?! - No way!
- Wait, what?! - No way!
- No, no - It wasn't real!
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- And, you know, girls' high school students are doing it - And, you know, girls' high school students are doing it
- That's right - It depends on who's doing it and who's watching it, doesn't it?
- This is tough - Isn't it really difficult?
- What?! - There's only one real one behind this - Only one real one
- Isn't "two" boring? - I wonder if "funny" and "not funny" have anything to do with it
- What?! - There's no such thing as "if you do this, you'll grow"
- It's just posting it to satisfy your desire - Yeah
- I know "it's boring" and "cut it out" but "two" doesn't seem like it - "Two" is a little...
- I feel like it's boring to notice it all of a sudden - It's boring if you post it every day
- It's not boring!
- I think the spread of "funny" content is amazing in this world - It's okay not to show your face so there's no risk
- That's right - I think there's "funny" content
- I'm still cheap! - It's just about whether you're satisfied or not
- "Funny" content is full of satisfaction - I know
- It's perfectly balanced between demand and supply - Let's follow "funny" content
- "Funny" content is fine - Let's go with "funny" content!
- Is it "funny"? - Yes!
- Introducing "funny" content every day...
- It's real! - Wow!
- We did it! - Wow!
- We did it! - We did it!
- There are things you don't want to happen in this world - That's amazing, Tetsuya-san
- Are there a lot of comments from old men? - Today was a big day
- How many subscribers do you have? - 850
- 3020 - That's a lot
- I think you have a lot - Subscribers...
- 63 - I have no idea
- You're good - You're cute
- You even have a header - That's a cute channel
- You talk about it every day - It really is like that
- That's amazing - I don't like it
- You keep talking about it - I can't do it
- All of a sudden... - It's definitely an old man
- It's me - I really don't know about childhood and high school
- I've had a really bad mood since this morning - Even girls talk about it
- I'm a little young - There are two different people
- Please forgive me - I'm a little older
- The post has stopped since 6 months ago - I want you to fill up the box
- That's gross - Gross!
- Our 4 colleagues are rooting for you - Hey! I'm not rooting for you!
I'm not recommending you
- Okay, the second one! - Yes!
The second and first one is this
I'm going to eat Sato's food
Last time I ate a cup yakisoba
It tasted like a baby star
I'm going to eat it
Doesn't it feel like you're eating an eraser?
Huh?
Ah! I see!
So you're not going to make it?
I'm not going to make it.
But you still have it, don't you?
It's just what I need.
There's a lot of instant food.
Like solid freeze-dried noodles.
You're not going to make it like that, are you?
After the fourth one, you're not going to give up, are you?
No, I'm not.
But you're putting up with it, aren't you?
I'm not putting up with it.
I feel like I'm imitating you.
Next, second one!
Hello, I'm Weapon Bullion.
Hey, Ryodan!
You're all idiots.
Huh?
This is Hunter x Hunter.
There are creatures like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
The one who appears in Hunter x Hunter complains about the one who appears in Hunter x Hunter.
But that doesn't mean anything.
What else are you filming?
Right?
You've been filming Hunter x Hunter all along, haven't you?
Hey, Togashi, you're not going to go dark at all, are you?
When are you going to look for a school?
If I had this channel, I'd definitely do it.
Don't say that.
Okay, next!
Okay, today we've come to a particular school bathroom in Okazaki City.
Wow, there's a lot of writing on it.
Look at this.
Wow.
It's written all over the bathroom.
It says "shut up" under it.
It might have been written when I was with my friends.
Creationism
It's a little religious.
"Defeat"... "defeat"
I think it's a kanji word for "defeat".
Defeat
It's not "defeat", it's "defeat".
Different
The condom I just used
I'm sure they had condoms here.
It's been replaced
Wow, you're good at Japanese.
It looks good!
Three!
Wow, it's difficult!
It's difficult.
There's writing on the wall.
At first glance, I think it's Dorian, but in fact there is also a line called Sikorsky, isn't it?
What? What? What? What?
A ghost's eye? A ghost's eye? Certainly, that's right.
Well, it's about when you drop out of school, isn't it?
But the last one is too interesting, isn't it?
That's right.
If you want to see which one, it's probably the last one in a hundred percent.
So you want to reverse it, don't you?
That's right.
That first feeling, even if you see it for the first time.
I really don't know if it's joy or not, this time.
3 is joy regardless of demand or not.
On the contrary, I think there is a pattern of self- satisfaction alone that is really meaningless in the second one.
1 is like a fire within a person who is doing it for a while, isn't it?
That's right.
Are you honest about 3?
Isn't there an honest 3?
Then, please give me 3!
Toilet's Rakugaki Shoukachi Channel.
It's a fake!
Oh, no!
What a shame!
Oh, this is 2!
It's a regular bullion!
It's a bullion!
Oh, no!
It's a safe self-satisfaction only!
It's weird!
It's really weird!
What are you doing, channel?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
How many subscribers do you think it is?
I don't think there are any.
112.
No, there's definitely no such thing.
Just the number of viewers.
6.
6!
Subscribers.
Yes.
6,400.
That's a lot of people.
No, I think this is the other way around.
I think it's the other way around.
Well, I think it's possible.
I want to save Togashi-sensei.
Oh, that's right.
It's a channel bullion.
I know a bullion, but I've only seen it once.
What?
That's what you're doing.
Isn't it a classic character?
In "Hunter X Hunter,"
it's said that this guy is on the other continent.
That's all I know about it.
I've been staying there for the rest of my life because I'm a genius.
That's weird!
I've been staying in a boat on the move.
Wow, you don't have an introduction of the toilet?
Yeah, I'm disappointed.
It's a little...
You were full of motivation to subscribe.
Last question!
Yes!
Let's get it right!
I want to get it right!
Here's the first one.
Hello YouTube! My husband Dave! Today's fucking is very hard! Nice work! Let's rock it!
3... 2... 1...
Top of joy! Yeah! I'm a psycho fucker! This is so nice!
Is it possible? I think you can find it in foreign channels.
Yeah, I think so.
Today we're eating Morbot! Look at this! It looks like tamashii, but it's actually Morbot.
Can we eat it? Yeah, you can eat it.
How much was it? About 2600 yen.
That's a lot.
Here we go!
It's bent.
Amazing!
Topo Topo Topo Topo Topo Topo We are family!
[This is the most stressful thing in the world]
So young?
It's fried!
- Eat it! - Can't we do it already?
- Isn't it hot? - It's hot!
[This is another type of cooking]
I can't believe we can do it
Isn't the tip too short?
Even getting alive and fried things is hard
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
I'll put it in.
Why do you always do this kind of thing?
You show me everything.
I like it.
Why don't you show me at the end?
Are you embarrassed?
I'll stop you.
Oh, my hair!
You have a lot of hair.
It's delicious.
The third one.
Oh, I'm scared.
Tomorrow's weather will be dark.
Lucky item.
None.
What?
Wow!
Suspicious!
That world view is crazy!
What is that naked man behind you?
It's too scary!
The triangle is too small for meat.
Isn't it too much?
You are good at humor.
Am I good at it?
I don't think so.
I think I'm not good at it.
I think my husband started that channel with a doem.
Personally, I'm tired of the first and second questions.
I'm getting suspicious of the third one.
The third one is interesting.
It's scary if someone is doing like this.
It's scary.
If someone is doing like this,
it's Baka Samurai.
Who knows who is Baka Samurai?
Baka Samurai was drinking in the city.
He is scary.
He is the scariest.
When two weird people meet,
love may end.
If Shiba Inu and I met,
this world would be like this.
If there were no other people, this world would be like this.
Let's move on to the third one.
Seiza Channel
Fake!
One!
One?
Two!
Two?
What are we talking about?
On the contrary...
So you're doing it with that tension?
Complete reproduction
No!
No, it's too early to remove it.
Registered 4,402
I thought you guys were gone.
What?
Are you doing it in the wild?
Is it like YouTube four years ago?
It's wild.
No, it's amazing.
This is...
This is no good.
I can't do it unless it's Hanakuto's day.
It's scary that you're just showing your face.
Are you showing your face?
Yeah.
I feel like these are sharp people.
Hanakuto and his actions are sharp, but...
This is the type of person who has been around since ancient times.
Ancient people...
I may have introduced something I shouldn't have introduced.
It's a mirror of the YouTube world.
Only one question is correct.
It means that we haven't been able to figure it out yet.
I don't know the bottom one.
I want to figure it out in one question, but I can't think of it at all.
I like his angle.
I don't admire it at all.
I've decided.
I made two mistakes, so I'll upload a video of figuring it out.
It's up to you.
I won't give you a spoon.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock!
It's easy.
That's a pity.
It's a perfect opportunity.
I'm so glad.
I'm just going home and slamming my socks on the ground every day.
What is it?
So, I'll upload a video on my channel and later I'll upload a sharp video.
Your channel is too sharp.
What is it?